Check-For-Updates : true

Cost : 0.0 # The cost per use of fortune cookie. This requires Vault and an economy plugin to be installed.

# For a list of all Minecraft materials: https://hub.spigotmc.org/javadocs/bukkit/org/bukkit/Material.html
Item:
  Give-On-Join : true
  Type : COOKIE
  Display-Name : "&aFortune Cookie Gadget &7(Right Click)"
  Lore :
   - "&7What's better than a"
    - "&7cookie? A cookie that gives"
    - "&7solid life advice! Enjoy a"
    - "&7sweet treat and wise words"
    - "&7with this Fortune Cookie"
    - "&7gadget."
  Slot : 4
  Glow : true

Disabled-Worlds :
  - world_nether
  - world_the_end

Countdown-Messages:
  '10':
    Message : "&e{player}&f: Oh look, a cookie!"
    Enable-Sound : false
    Sound : ENTITY_VINDICATOR_AMBIENT
    Volume : 10.0
    Pitch : 1.0
  '7':
    Message : "&e{player}&f: That cookie was delicious!"
    Enable-Sound : true
    Sound : ENTITY_PLAYER_BURP
    Volume : 10.0
    Pitch : 1.0
  '4':
    Message : "&e{player}&f: But wait, there was a piece of paper in it! What does it say?"
    Enable-Sound : false
    Sound : ITEM_BOOK_PAGE_TURN
    Volume : 10.0
    Pitch : 1.0

# Placeholders:
#
# - Fortune: {fortune}
# - Cooldown: {player} {time}
# - Insufficient-Funds: {player} {cost}
# - No-Fortunes: None
# - No-Permission: None
Messages:
  Fortune : "&eFortune Cookie&f: {fortune}"
  Cooldown : "&cYou must wait another &e{time}s &cbefore using this!"
  Insufficient-Funds : "&cYou have insufficient funds to use the fortune cookie &7(Required: &e{cost}&7)&c."
  No-Fortunes : "&cThis cookie does not have any fortunes, maybe try another one?"
  No-Permission : "&cYou have insufficient permissions to do this."

Fortunes :
  - "If you think that nobody cares about you, try not paying your bills!"
  - "Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."
  - "Sometimes the best thing you can say is nothing at all."
  - "Love is telling someone to go to hell then worrying about them getting there safely."
  - "A mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work if it's not open."
  - "A balanced diet does not mean holding a cake in each hand!"
  - "The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons."
  - "The fortune you seek is inside another cookie."
  - "In a hairdressing shop with 2 hairdressers, choose the one with the worst haircut."
  - "Why not make a new friend today? Add them with /friend!"
  - "You'll win that SkyWars game. Just keep trying until you succeed!"
  - "If there aren't any open doors, try a window. If there aren't any open windows, stop trying to break into my house!"
  - "Sell a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, you'll lose a customer!"
  - "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not the sport for you!"
  - "Always eat your tacos over a tortilla. That way if stuff spills out, you have another taco!"
  - "Make someone else's day by being a good sport, and somebody will make yours!"
  - "You started out with nothing, and you still have most of it."
  - "Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."
  - "Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y?"
  - "Tomorrow, take a left turn. Then a right turn. Then another left turn. You have now reached your destination."
  - "If you're not happy where you are, take a few steps to the left. If you're still not happy then we cannot help you."
  - "There are three kinds of people in the world : those who can count, and those who can't. "
  - "If you're not supposed to eat after dark, why is there a light in the refrigerator? "
  - "Help! I am being held prisoner in the server fortune cookie factory! Please send help for me! "
  - "If you push hard enough you can get through any obstacle - except a door marked \ "pull\"! "
  - "How much deeper would the ocean be without sea sponges? "
  - "Don't worry if Plan A fails - the alphabet has 25 more letters! "
  - "Only listen to advice gained from cookies - do not trust other fortune-telling foods! "
  - "Change your password to \ "incorrect\". That way if you forget it, your computer will tell you what it is! "
  - "Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest are others. "
  - "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you limes, throw the limes out the window and buy some damn lemonade! "
  - "In case of fire, exit the building BEFORE posting about it on the forums! "
  - "Take regular breaks from playing - it's good for your health! "
  - "Disregard all previous fortunes. "
  - "When people say they've been to all four corners of the globe, where are they talking about? The globe doesn't have corners! "
  - "If you don't want someone to ask you to do something again, do it terribly the first time! "
  - "The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is the truth. "
  - "If you forget what you look like, just look into a mirror. If the mirror doesn't look back, it's a window! "
  - "If Mom says no, ask Dad! "
  - "Do it! Just do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams, just do it! "
  - "34 % of statistics found on the internet are completely made up!"
  - "Life is like a box of chocolates. Some people are soft-centered, some are tough and chewy, and a few are just plain nuts!"
  - "The early bird gets the worm, but that's gross who would want a worm???"
  - "Money talks; it usually says goodbye."
  - "If you need to get your family's attention, just turn off the WiFi for a minute!"