I was made aware of a seemingly harmless bug that I originally laughed over then immediately panicked over, I have not directly pushed the fix to Github as of right now but will go ahead with doing so in a few days or so when everything is updated properly.
This happens from the very start of v7 up to v7.0.3. If your server hasn't really got HP set up properly with permissions and you have trustworthy admins, it's not a problem but I would heavily advise updating regardless. Thankfully it is not as impactful as I originally determined.
Now I can just go back to panicking over WTF Amazon is doing over my package delivery.