As I watched myself click on the button to install your incredible plugin, I realized that everything I had done so far in life had led up to this incredible moment, and everything from now on would be downhill from here. This realization fascinated me and I’ve pondered on it for hours. Visions keep crossing my mind of every detail about that plugin - the insanely intelligent programming to put everything in place, the determination and hours of writing each line of code, and of course, the final moment in which your beautiful plugin becomes available to my fingertips, where I would finally have it once and for all. I can’t believe that this was it; the moment in which I was liberated, the moment in which I was enlightened, and the moment in which my life was complete for the first time ever.
I should probably actually try the plugin instead of hoping that my 5-star reviews will help thirty.